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Top 10 Greatest Tax Quotes

Here's the top ten online greatest tax quotes we found about Federal income taxes:

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10. "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has" - Will Rogers

9. "The difference between death & taxes is death doesn't get worse each time Congress meets" - Will Rogers

8. "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax" - Albert Einstein

7. "I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged" - Roger Jones

6. "I am proud to be paying taxes in the US. I could be just as proud for half of the money though" - Arthur Godfrey

5. "The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away" - John S. Coleman

4. "Taxes grow without rain" - Jewish Proverb

3. "There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some" - Martin A. Sullivan

2. "Be wary of a strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss" - Robert A. Heinlein

1. "The difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin" - Mark Twain

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